You know, for someone who loves to poke fun at them as much as I do, it’s partly because I only wish I could come up with a headline like that one.  Citebeur is the RandyBlue of France and “Boris et Nadir” (French for “I’ll-take-mine-with-a-hint-o-basil”) is a video series from this fun French-slash-Arabic site that features none other than Mr. France (sans hair) himself, Francois Sagat. (He really is everywhere you want to be!) The thing that caught my eye, though, was that the post mentioned it will be airing on French TV. Now I don’t know for certain that that may be code for: Hotel Porn Exclusions Apply, but I do know that if it’s half as literal as it sounds, the French could teach us a thing or two about erotophobia.