Sexy Jordan

Your Name: Jordan

Gay Sex Fantasy: In my college we had a pothead named Ramski, who’s major was Commercial Art, though he spent all his free time smoking and cartooning. Tipper and Lambobbo, the gay sex heroes in his strip were much more idiotic than anything dreamed up by any sketch show I’d ever seen, and I pretended to find them beneath me. Though, secretly, I always though it would be cool to be a part of their cartoon world for even just a few hours.

Tipper and Lambobbo were on a perpetual quest to keep the relationship fresh, which meant they got to parachute naked, bungee jump—naked—and harnessed together, even go over a waterfall in an old motorcycle side-car while attempting to boff each other’s brains out. All that—and they always emerged unbruised and pecker-perky. So you can’t really blame me.

Your first love and how you met: i was babysitting my accident-prone niece. Only little Adana could glue her arm to her head then fall and crack her elbow. Don’t ask, it was bad enough explaining things to Adana’s parents. The good news—the hunky male nurse in triage.

Favorite Night Club: Hayal Kahvesi

Favourite Turkish Town: Istanbul

Favorite Turkish Food: Icli Kofte is shells, stuffed with beef, cooked with spices, delicious.

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